Satire Afficionado Gifts

Takes One to Know One

Ceci n'est pas une victoire.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Klimt Kiss Phones

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Bribes for Jabs

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Zoo: No Hunting.

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'We have three minutes left.'