Satire Affectionado Gifts

"Do you do much walking?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Sitting in a tree

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Bribes for Jabs

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Klimt Kiss Phones

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Zoo: No Hunting.

'We have three minutes left.'

Valentine Day

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'