Satirical Cartoon Affectionado Gifts

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Valentine Day

"Do you do much walking?"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Love Birds love just being together

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

You just keep giving.

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

A small heart within a big heart.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Eating raw cake mix.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Made your point.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Love Mix Ups.

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

'Treason!'

"Puppy love."

'I admire your endurance Frank, but the answer is still no.'

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.

Two minds with but a single thought balloon...