Amusement Affectionado Gifts

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Do you do much walking?"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Love Birds love just being together

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

You just keep giving.

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

A small heart within a big heart.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Eating raw cake mix.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Made your point.'

'I need work on my core.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"I've just been gazumped!"

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

Vintage Bumper Cars.

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Love Mix Ups.

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

"Puppy love."