Puzzle Affectionado Gifts

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Valentine Day

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Love Birds love just being together

"Uh-oh - climate change."

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

You just keep giving.

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

A small heart within a big heart.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Eating raw cake mix.

'I need work on my core.'

'Made your point.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Love Mix Ups.

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

"Puppy love."

Two minds with but a single thought balloon...

'My yellow rabbits, I bring you... DRESSING!'

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

No, Ernie, a promise to not prosecute any cattle would not provide the type of herd immunity they're talking about.

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!