Slug Affectionado Gifts

"I've just been gazumped!"

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Valentine Day

"Do you do much walking?"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Love Birds love just being together

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

You just keep giving.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

A small heart within a big heart.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

Eating raw cake mix.

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'I need work on my core.'

'Made your point.'

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

'Treason!'

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears