Animal Affectionado Gifts

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

"Puppy love."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."

'Made your point.'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Rat Cat.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Love a Mutt

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Valentine Day

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Love Birds love just being together

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

You just keep giving.

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

A small heart within a big heart.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

'I need work on my core.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

'Treason!'

Love Mix Ups.