Talking Animals Affectionado Gifts

"I can't believe Adam named us Zebra's. Now we'lll always be listed last."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Love a Mutt

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Eating raw cake mix.

'Made your point.'

'I need work on my core.'

Bottlenose is cool, I guess - I mean, compared to what we call you, anyway.

"I've just been gazumped!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

'Treason!'

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

Cats Rule

"Puppy love."

Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

No, Ernie, a promise to not prosecute any cattle would not provide the type of herd immunity they're talking about.

"Space junk is falling! Space junk is falling!"

'My yellow rabbits, I bring you... DRESSING!'