Talking Animals Affectionado Pillows

"I can't believe Adam named us Zebra's. Now we'lll always be listed last."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Love a Mutt

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Eating raw cake mix.

'I need work on my core.'

'Made your point.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

'Treason!'

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

"Puppy love."

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.

'My yellow rabbits, I bring you... DRESSING!'

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

"Space junk is falling! Space junk is falling!"