Feline Affectionado Pillows

'Treason!'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Love a Mutt

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Pets.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Hecklers

'What's that humming sound?'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Funky Facts: Cats

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

The Emperor has no claws!.. C'mon, let's get him!

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

Artists Cats

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

Treading a fine lion.

"I call it Distressed Feline."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."