Comedy Affectionado Pillows

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Ballerinas knickers falling down.

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Valentine Day

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Do you do much walking?"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Love Birds love just being together

"Uh-oh - climate change."

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

You just keep giving.

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

A small heart within a big heart.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

Eating raw cake mix.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Made your point.'

Cats are from Mars, Dogs are from Venus

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"I've just been gazumped!"

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'...First he wants some independence, then he wants to separate...and then he says NO I want to stay together!'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

'Treason!'

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Love Mix Ups.

'You're going on vacation? May I go with you?'

"Get all the second opinions you want, doctor, …. You'll still be a quart low."