Comedy Affectionado Mugs

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Ballerinas knickers falling down.

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Valentine Day

"Do you do much walking?"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Love Birds love just being together

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

You just keep giving.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

A small heart within a big heart.

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

Eating raw cake mix.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Made your point.'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"I've just been gazumped!"

Cats are from Mars, Dogs are from Venus

Randy, great news: I've become a person of faith. Which faith? The main one. the hip one. you know - the one used in all the red states. Or maybe the one Madonna and Tom Cruise are into. Either way, I'm deeply committed. You should be.

'...First he wants some independence, then he wants to separate...and then he says NO I want to stay together!'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

'Treason!'

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Love Mix Ups.