Satirical Cartoon Affectionado T-Shirts

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Valentine Day

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Do you do much walking?"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Love Birds love just being together

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

You just keep giving.

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

A small heart within a big heart.

Eating raw cake mix.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Made your point.'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'Treason!'

Love Mix Ups.

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

"Puppy love."

'I admire your endurance Frank, but the answer is still no.'

Two minds with but a single thought balloon...

Metal Defective.

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'