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"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Valentine Day

"Do you do much walking?"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Love Birds love just being together

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

You just keep giving.

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

A small heart within a big heart.

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

Eating raw cake mix.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'I need work on my core.'

'Made your point.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Love Mix Ups.

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

"Puppy love."

'I admire your endurance Frank, but the answer is still no.'

Two minds with but a single thought balloon...

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!