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"Uh-oh - climate change."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Eating raw cake mix.

'Made your point.'

'I need work on my core.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

It's so nice to meet someone with a porpoise in life.

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

"Puppy love."

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.

No, Ernie, a promise to not prosecute any cattle would not provide the type of herd immunity they're talking about.

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

Metal Defective.

'Something is missing.'

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."

"Stay away from those ... they're fruitcake crumbs."