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"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Valentine Day

"Gross."

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Love Birds love just being together

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

You just keep giving.

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

A small heart within a big heart.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Eating raw cake mix.

'I need work on my core.'

"I've just been gazumped!"

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

Doctor: 'Mind if I cut in?'

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

Love Mix Ups.

Hopelessly devoted to you.

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.

No, Ernie, a promise to not prosecute any cattle would not provide the type of herd immunity they're talking about.

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

Metal Defective.

Two minds with but a single thought balloon...

'Something is missing.'

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

'How sweet he is! A real angel!'

'The Triumph of Cupid'