Automotive Affectionado T-Shirts

"Watch the fingerprints, Madge. It's my new car remember ."

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Valentine Day

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Inflating Boobs.

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Love Birds love just being together

"Uh-oh - climate change."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Jeremy Clarkson.

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

I love my motor.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

No Caption. (A kangaroo with a baby in it's pouch is seen hoping with markings on it's rump reminiscent of family figurines on car rear windshields.)

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

You just keep giving.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Henry Ford

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Auto-Pilot.

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

A small heart within a big heart.