Automotive Affectionado Gifts

"Watch the fingerprints, Madge. It's my new car remember ."

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Valentine Day

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Inflating Boobs.

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Love Birds love just being together

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

You just keep giving.

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

I love my motor.

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Carnations.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'