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'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Valentine Day

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Love Birds love just being together

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

You just keep giving.

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

A small heart within a big heart.

A tuba and love hearts

Eating raw cake mix.

"I've just been gazumped!"

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Love Mix Ups.

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

Door to law firm.

Come back, sir! "Leave room for cream" was a question, not directions.

Metal Defective.

No, Ernie, a promise to not prosecute any cattle would not provide the type of herd immunity they're talking about.

Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

Two minds with but a single thought balloon...

'Something is missing.'

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

'I once had a dashboard covered with junk like that and the window broke from the stress.'

He believes an apiary should be run with strict discipline. So it behooves the beehive to behave!

'How sweet he is! A real angel!'

'The Triumph of Cupid'