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'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Valentine Day

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Love Birds love just being together

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

You just keep giving.

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

A tuba and love hearts

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

A small heart within a big heart.

Eating raw cake mix.

"I've just been gazumped!"

'The time to really worry is when credit's not even crunchy!'

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Love Mix Ups.

Cow looks confused at his toilet Christmas present.

Metal Defective.

Door to law firm.

'I was going for gold, but I'm afraid all I could manage was bronze!'

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

Two minds with but a single thought balloon...

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

'Something is missing.'

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

'I once had a dashboard covered with junk like that and the window broke from the stress.'

'The Triumph of Cupid'

"Your new band is called Screaming Asterisk? Where'd you come up with that?"

'How sweet he is! A real angel!'