Satirical Aficionado Gifts

'Do you want the regular IV or fat-free?'

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

Corporate Darwinism

'The energy company are replacing our old letterbox for a more efficient one.'

'Yes, itis pretty nasty! You've got sue the medical profession syndrome.'

'Now we wait for a government bailout.'

Man holding container entitled 'Die supplement', with newspaper headline stating 'Vitamin & mineral health risks'.

Boris and Coronavirus

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"There, there. . . maybe a nice snack will help you feel better. . ."

Colouring books for people who hate colouring.

Beautipainter Trump

"My God! A yellow vest!!"

At the neighborhood book circle: "Gosh, Walter, I'm sorry my comments seem so full of bile to you, but HELLO? I'm a gall bladder! Or haven't you noticed?"

Tramp Advertising: Your Ad Here.

Donald Trump

"It would be a lot more interesting if Bruce Jenner entered the presidential race."

"I'd still like to see you every two weeks until you run out of money."

ConCast. Do you think you neighbors might like to switch to cable? Would you mind asking them? Indirect Mail Campaign.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Zombie standup

Support the Ex-Troops

"What's a patent?"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?