Satirical Comics Aficionado Gifts

Prison Magazines.

Coffin floating out of outflow pipe.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Trappist Monk Discord

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'What does it say, Dad?'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Corporate Darwinism

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

Clone Factory

"Inactivists"

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"No offense, but I'm eternally grateful to know that you stand no chance of ever passing on your genes."