Satirical Aficionado Mugs

'Do you want the regular IV or fat-free?'

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

Corporate Darwinism

'The energy company are replacing our old letterbox for a more efficient one.'

'Yes, itis pretty nasty! You've got sue the medical profession syndrome.'

'Now we wait for a government bailout.'

Man holding container entitled 'Die supplement', with newspaper headline stating 'Vitamin & mineral health risks'.

Boris and Coronavirus

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"There, there. . . maybe a nice snack will help you feel better. . ."

Colouring books for people who hate colouring.

Beautipainter Trump

"My God! A yellow vest!!"

At the neighborhood book circle: "Gosh, Walter, I'm sorry my comments seem so full of bile to you, but HELLO? I'm a gall bladder! Or haven't you noticed?"

Tramp Advertising: Your Ad Here.

Donald Trump

"It would be a lot more interesting if Bruce Jenner entered the presidential race."

"I'd still like to see you every two weeks until you run out of money."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Zombie standup

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"What's a patent?"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Cat box"

Love at First Sight