Irritation Aficionado Prints

Fussbudget 1989

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Sitting in a tree

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

The Snarky District

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Bravo!"

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Theatre Crowd

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Bribes for Jabs

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack