Annoyance Aficionado Prints

'I know you're listening to me Jimmy...I can hear you grinding your teeth.'

Sitting in a tree

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Valentine Day

Love Birds love just being together

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

You just keep giving.

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

A small heart within a big heart.

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"Well, the drug's no good, but the side effects are bitchin'."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"No, I'm scarier."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

"Did we turn off the stove?"

Vintage Bumper Cars.

"A mouse! A mouse!"

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

Hopelessly devoted to you.

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

Love Mix Ups.

'Damned tourists.'