Annoyance Analyst Gifts

'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'

"What goes around comes around more annoying."

"You could add 'Men who say "Ciao!" who are not even Italian or of Italian descent' to that list."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Hypochondria Hospital

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

How to Do Small Talk??!!

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"It's not what you think."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

'Damned tourists.'

"Have you considered that all your fears may be 'media driven'?"

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."