Daily Annoyance Analyst Gifts

"'Stop kvetching'? Would you actually deny me my one remaining pleasure!"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hypochondria Hospital

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Thanks Mum, but I prefer to use twitter to enlarge the microcosms of daily life."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

'Damned tourists.'

"Have you considered that all your fears may be 'media driven'?"

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."

"What worries me is that I have nothing to worry about. . ."

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.