Tech Annoyance Survivor Gifts

Always when you're busy!

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

Online form - Submit.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Careful! He knows computers."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"No, not that button!"

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."