Tech Torment Survivor Gifts

Heck Support.

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"He said his screen is frozen again."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"This is why I hate bringing you shopping."

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Stressed Office Junior

'Your Dell went to hell.'

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

"I think I see your problem."

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

The smartphone app learning curve

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

"We are currently experiencing an unusually high volume of calls and all our advisers are busy..."

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

“Something’s wrong with my android.”