Tech Torment Survivor Pillows

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"This is why I hate bringing you shopping."

Stressed Office Junior

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

"I think I see your problem."

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

The smartphone app learning curve

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."

“Something’s wrong with my android.”

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

"We are currently experiencing an unusually high volume of calls and all our advisers are busy..."