Computer Struggle Survivor Pillows

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

The Importance of Data Backup.

"This program really isn't user friendly."

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

Stressed Office Junior

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

Heck Support.

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'

Computer frustration

"I think I see your problem."

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

'Your Dell went to hell.'

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

Computer Confusion

Blue screen of death

"Here lies...died on-line."