Computer Rage Survivor Pillows

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

Have Horns Venn

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

Wringing the Monitor

The Importance of Data Backup.

"This program really isn't user friendly."

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

Computer frustration

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

Computer Confusion

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

"Here lies...died on-line."

Internot - No broadband in your area.