Computer Rage Survivor Gifts

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

Have Horns Venn

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

Wringing the Monitor

The Importance of Data Backup.

"This program really isn't user friendly."

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

Heck Support.

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

Computer frustration

'Your Dell went to hell.'

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

Computer Confusion

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

Blue screen of death

"Here lies...died on-line."