Cyber Struggle Survivor Gifts

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"My email is down... talk to me."

Hate Platforms

Computer Room.

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'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Laid off from a dot-com? Ask about our resume-writing software.

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

Error: Out of memory.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

'Look at our boss! I hate working for dot-coms.'

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Dot com profits chart going down into the dustbin.

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

"This program really isn't user friendly."

The Importance of Data Backup.

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."