"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."
Internet Survivalists Gifts
Looking for a gift for the internet survivalist in your life? Discover witty and relatable products that honor their online resilience, tech savvy, and digital adventures. Perfect for those who navigate the web with humor and grit, our curated collection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints will keep their spirit lively and their walls talking.
Lynching on social media
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
Desert Island Meals.
'Thank-you God.'
"I dunno, looks like a trap."
Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.
Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.
"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."
'Arf! Arf!'
"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"
'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'
"Yes, I'm alone."
"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."
"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"
"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."
'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'
Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.
'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'
Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.
'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'
Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??
A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.
Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...
Island and man
"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."
Desert crawler following water
Starving explorer.
"Now do you believe me?"
'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'
'Ready or Not here I come.'
Scare Doe
"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."
Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.
"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"
Internet Survivalists Gifts Collection
Internet Survivalists Mugs
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