Tech Trouble Survivor Gifts

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

'This PowerPoint slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

'Lord, NO! Take me instead!'

Computer Room.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'Good evening - you have been chosen to receive at least five annoying phone calls this evening.'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'My teacher and my computer were both down today.'

'SOS! My cell phone's dead. Throw me a land-line!'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"I got so tired of butt dialing people, I had my butt surgically removed."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Careful! He knows computers."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"No, not that button!"

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'