Tech Mishap Survivor Gifts

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

Cauliflower rice isn't the same

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

'I can't believe you managed to drop your mobile phone!...'

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Barbeque Casualty.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Sling

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'