Tech Trauma Survivor Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over a computer error

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Gary turns 40.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Sporting maladies.

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

'You've got a broken finger.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

Traffic Jam.

'It's an old baseball injury.'

'I'll soon have you in stitches but it's no laughing matter.'

"This is why I hate bringing you shopping."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

'I'll be able to play the piano in 2 days? Well I couldn't before the accident!'

Heck Support.

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

"I think I see your problem."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

First Shot Discus Thrower