Tech Trauma Survivor Prints

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over a computer error

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Sporting maladies.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'You've got a broken finger.'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

Traffic Jam.

'I'll soon have you in stitches but it's no laughing matter.'

'It's an old baseball injury.'

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

"This is why I hate bringing you shopping."

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

'I'll be able to play the piano in 2 days? Well I couldn't before the accident!'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

First Shot Discus Thrower

"I think I see your problem."

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."