Tech Support Survivor Prints

I'm on live chat support, phone support, email support and text support - and they all have me on hold.

"I think I see your problem."

"Tech support say I should switch it off, leave the building and never come back!"

Computer Room.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Computer Expert

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Hardware and software

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Man feeding his computer money.

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

I've always been slower than computers...

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Early Tech Support

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

Kevin had a computer virus.

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

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"This new system is too complex...pass it on."