Tech Support Hero Prints

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Gadget geek.

Computer Expert

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Terry had a computer bug.

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Hardware and software

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Man feeding his computer money.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home