Computer Crash Survivor Pillows

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Sling

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"This program really isn't user friendly."

The Importance of Data Backup.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

Wi-fi detected on desert island

"We can't go on meeting like this. It's costing you a fortune in repairs."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

Computer frustration

Hard drive crashed - please help.

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Computer Confusion

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."