Technology Tormentor Pillows

Some people have no patience with cash machines...

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

The Final Chapter.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

Caveman wheel repairers.

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

The copier is making a whining noise.

'You are through to 24/7 support...our helpline times are between 8am and 7pm.'

"This is why I hate bringing you shopping."

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

Streaking makes a comeback, but nobody notices.

Heck Support.

"Your computer crashed? Speaking of crashes..."

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

The smartphone app learning curve

"Who instructed Johnson to reboot his computer?"

E-mail

"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."

“Something’s wrong with my android.”

'I'm sorry... We seem to be having a problem with our teleprompter.'

"As a protest against the tyranny of technology, I refuse to upgrade my phone."

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

'If you want to pay your bill, press one. If you want to discuss your bill, press two. If you're frustrated because you can't just talk to a living, breathing, human being, press three.'

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'The computer keeps matching you up with your mother.'