Daily Annoyance Analyst Prints

"'Stop kvetching'? Would you actually deny me my one remaining pleasure!"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hypochondria Hospital

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Thanks Mum, but I prefer to use twitter to enlarge the microcosms of daily life."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

'Damned tourists.'

"Have you considered that all your fears may be 'media driven'?"

"What worries me is that I have nothing to worry about. . ."

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little