Anxious Analyst Gifts

Searching for the perfect present for an anxious analyst? Our collection features humorously clever items that acknowledge their analytical skills and nervous energy alike. These products blend wit with warmth, making them ideal for anyone who finds comfort in their data-driven world. Whether they love relaxing with a mug or showcasing their personality on a t-shirt or print, you'll find something that resonates with their unique blend of intelligence and anxiety.

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'I don't want to be a doctor! I'm liable to be sued for malpractice!'

'I don't want to be a doctor! I'm liable to be sued for malpractice!' mockup

'I don't want to be a doctor! I'm liable to be sued for malpractice!'

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Based On A True Story

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"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?"

"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?" mockup

"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?"

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Worry tank

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Fear of news.

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"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed." mockup

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?" mockup

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

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Hypochondria Hospital

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"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

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'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!' mockup

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

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"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

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'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.' mockup

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

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"Sad really. He's scared of heights." mockup

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

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"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

"How is everything, besides the obvious?" mockup

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

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Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing mockup

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

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"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change." mockup

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

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"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email." mockup

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

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"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours." mockup

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

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"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?" mockup

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

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"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?" mockup

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

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"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history." mockup

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

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'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?' mockup

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

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'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' mockup

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

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'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .' mockup

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

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'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.' mockup

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

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You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear. mockup

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

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Top 10 things to worry about in 2020. mockup

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

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"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines." mockup

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

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"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me." mockup

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

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"Have you considered that all your fears may be 'media driven'?"

"Have you considered that all your fears may be 'media driven'?" mockup

"Have you considered that all your fears may be 'media driven'?"

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Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia. mockup

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

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"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind." mockup

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."

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"What worries me is that I have nothing to worry about. . ."

"What worries me is that I have nothing to worry about. . ." mockup

"What worries me is that I have nothing to worry about. . ."

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Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little mockup

Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little

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Anxious Analyst Gifts Collection

Anxious Analyst Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for anxious analysts—find witty, charming, and insightful designs that brighten their mornings.

Anxious Analyst Pillows

Add some humor and comfort with pillows that celebrate the quirky side of being an anxious analyst—ideal for their cozy corner.

Anxious Analyst Prints

Decorate their workspace or home with prints that highlight their unique personality—clever, creative, and charming.

Anxious Analyst T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to the analytical and anxious spirit—lighthearted, stylish, and perfect for everyday expression.