Anxious Analysts Gifts

Struggling to find a thoughtful gift for an anxious analyst? Celebrate their meticulous nature and constant worry with clever, humorous items that bring a smile and some calm to their daily routine. Perfect for office, home, or self-care moments, our products blend wit with understanding, making them ideal for anyone who keeps a close eye on details while managing anxiety.

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Worry tank

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Fear of news.

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"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed." mockup

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?" mockup

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

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Hypochondria Hospital

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"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

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'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!' mockup

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

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"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!"

"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!" mockup

"Wag your tail just once when I come home. You miserable dog!"

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"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

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'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.' mockup

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

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"Sad really. He's scared of heights." mockup

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

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Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress. mockup

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

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Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing mockup

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

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"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change." mockup

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

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"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email." mockup

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

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"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours." mockup

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

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"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys." mockup

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

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"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?" mockup

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

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'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?' mockup

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

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"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?" mockup

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

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"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history." mockup

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

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"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track." mockup

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

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'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' mockup

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

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Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning. mockup

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

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'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.' mockup

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

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You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear. mockup

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

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Top 10 things to worry about in 2020. mockup

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

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'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .' mockup

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

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"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines." mockup

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

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"Have you considered that all your fears may be 'media driven'?"

"Have you considered that all your fears may be 'media driven'?" mockup

"Have you considered that all your fears may be 'media driven'?"

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Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia. mockup

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

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"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind." mockup

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."

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"What worries me is that I have nothing to worry about. . ."

"What worries me is that I have nothing to worry about. . ." mockup

"What worries me is that I have nothing to worry about. . ."

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Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little mockup

Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little

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Anxious Analysts Gifts Collection

Anxious Analysts Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for anxious analysts—witty, comforting, and perfect for their coffee or tea breaks.

Anxious Analysts Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that bring humor and comfort to anxious analysts’ relaxation or workspace.

Anxious Analysts Prints

Browse art prints that celebrate the detailed and witty nature of anxious analysts, adding personality to any room.

Anxious Analysts T-Shirts

Shop our t-shirts featuring clever designs for anxious analysts—ideal for expressing their meticulous and witty personality.