Anxious Analyst Mugs

'I don't want to be a doctor! I'm liable to be sued for malpractice!'

Based On A True Story

"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?"

Worry tank

Fear of news.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hypochondria Hospital

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

'The market was down today substantially on fears that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

"Have you considered that all your fears may be 'media driven'?"

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."

"What worries me is that I have nothing to worry about. . ."

Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little