Anxious Analyzer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the anxious analyzer? Our collection offers witty, relatable products designed to celebrate their creative mind and their unique way of viewing the world. From expressive mugs to cozy pillows, find something that resonates with their thoughtful and sometimes worry-prone nature. These gifts are not just fun but also a comforting reminder that they’re understood and appreciated in their creative journey.

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Dial 123-SICK and Reach Out to Your Fellow-Hypochondriacs

Dial 123-SICK and Reach Out to Your Fellow-Hypochondriacs mockup

Dial 123-SICK and Reach Out to Your Fellow-Hypochondriacs

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"But what if this is all there is?" mockup

"But what if this is all there is?"

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Free-Floating Anxiety

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'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.' mockup

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

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"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are." mockup

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

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"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed." mockup

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

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"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying." mockup

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

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'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.' mockup

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

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"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?" mockup

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

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"Hell: The Airport"

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Hypochondria Hospital

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"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

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"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

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"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?" mockup

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

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"You call that worrying?"

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'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.' mockup

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

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"I feel we're making progress."

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"Sad really. He's scared of heights." mockup

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

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"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

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