Anxious Thinker Gifts

"Hypochondria isn't normal, so I'm still sick... right?"

"Anyway, all you'll need to worry about soon is which direction the wind is blowing."

Fear of news.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

'The last guy had a system... if you've got a better one, I'd sure like to see it.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

Tree growing

"My main worry is my anxiety."

Agoraphobic Explorer

The Job Interview

"Tough group."

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

"On the plus side, worrying about Brexit is stopping people worrying about the end of the world."

'Would it be worse if I died young and healthy or old and decrepit?' - 'Hmmm...' - 'How about young and decrepit?' - '' - 'Why are you here, again?' - 'To help you brainstorm.'

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."