Anxious Artist Gifts

Idlewild.

Worry tank

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Agoraphobic Explorer

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

A military officer daydreams

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

'Well, Carrie, it's great that you were able to express some of those repressed emotions!'

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

Someone is always trying to force me to have more fun in my life phobia: 'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'