Anxious Performer Gifts

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Airplane Mode.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

Tree growing

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

Agoraphobic Explorer

"Tough group."

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

The Job Interview

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

'Has the news finished yet?'

'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"